I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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