awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
