Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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