I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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