dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Randomize
