I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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