i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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