I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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