I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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