Your tits are I can't wait for
if one more of _____'s family tells me "you're next" i'm going to shoot myself. Thank god for gin (most protestant phrase ever at the most Jewish wedding ever)
Ask for a julep and start talking about how you much prefer the uncircumsized peen. that should probably stop them.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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