the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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