There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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