It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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