your room smells of hookers.
And success
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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