I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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