If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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