what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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