My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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