i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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