Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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