a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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