question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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