she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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