Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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