do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Did you just see the Batmobile???
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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