Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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