U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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