everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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