Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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