HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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