Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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