They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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