Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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