so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
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