? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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