"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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