remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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