I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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