the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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