I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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