Hey man sorry I got all grabby
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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