i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Be still, my beating vagina.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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