"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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