forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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