we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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