Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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