If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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