I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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