Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
