I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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