you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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