Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
