yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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