I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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